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“642 Things to Write About” while niece runs around

We aim for 10:15, but man, it’s Saturday, you know how things are.

Prompt #4: Write Facebook status updates for the year 2017

My response: 

Jan 1: I lived until 2017! In 2013 I made a post on a blog I have (had?) about this very Facebook status. At the time I had about a dozen people following, I had published about 30 posts and “A Maléan Demon”, “Gem”, some oneshots, plenty fanfics on Ai no Kusabi and some chapters of my discouraging “Cages”. I haven’t written about Cages in months at the time, but I was rewriting “Demon”. I just had one of the most disappointing birthdays ever, and found out that Young Justice was getting canceled for the year. One of my favorite shows then! I hope this years birthday is a lot better!

Feb (birthday!): It’s my birthday! Was it good? I hope it was! I’m 26! Do I have kids? Do I have a job? Am I in Japan? Do I have a master or mistress? Am I a WRITER? Can I draw now? How’s my niece in school? How’s my sisters and brothers? Do they have (more) kids? Do my parents have the house they always wanted? Is everyone happy? Can I do martial arts? Am I famous?!

Valentine’s Day: Happy V-Day from the past!

July 4th: Am I in Japan not looking at fireworks?

September (sister’s birthday): Happy Birthday! Long ago, we wrote about this! You should remember it!

October 31: Trick-or-treating would be great in Japan, where the streets and convoluted and unnamed.

December 25: Has Christmas been commercialized enough so that Ma wouldn’t talk behind my back on how I’m an athiest and celebrating Christmas? Maybe it’s been renamed! Do I still get video games?

My sister’s response: 

It’s my b-day! 21 baby! You know what that means? That’s right, internet surfing! (next day) I’m pregnant! Like if you think it’s a boy, comment if you think it’s a girl! Pray that they are twins. Too happy! Quite nervous though, but it’s going to be fun. I mean, I already took care of [niece] for about 6 years. Piece o’ cake.

~~~~My sis is a fucking riot!!!! Hahahaahahaaha!

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But what about the porn?

It is nearly half past five in the morning and I am writing a post on WordPress because it is something I’ve been meaning to do. I’ve also been putting off porn and masturbation because I like to think of yaoi sex before going to sleep, and it is nearly impossible for me to do that after an orgasm. But it is also nearly impossible in daylight, so I need to make this quick… One day I will figure out the orgasm and daylight thing, but not today!

I’m reading several webcomics right now. Most of them are yaoi/malexmale/gay or at least lgbtq related. The Kingfisher is the most surprising- well, after Ship Jumper. But I don’t take Ship Jumper too seriously. It’s pretty ugly to me, but it’s a bit funny and really gay with the main character, so, *shrug*. Anywho, I’ve been avoiding The Kingfisher because the art was real ugly to me, too, but I knew- I knew – it would grow on me.

And, god, did it! I’ll freakin’ buy that shit! The art is still creepy as all get out, but I love it… I love it so much. It’s hilarious. And it has this fun versus evil side of vampires and ghouls and witches and the like that I just love about modern supernatural works!

Ship Jumper I wouldn’t buy. It’s cute- ’bout this young man, his captain, and the enemy captain being marooned on an island. Young man and enemy captain end up together. It’s pure smut, but hey.

Then there’s TJ and Amal. You see, I’ve been trying to close myself off from liking too many things- things take up time. Time away from schoolwork.

By the way, I shirked this semester because I’m an utter failure. About a month out of school, and I have not the slightest inclination to go back. Isn’t that awful? But I have to continue with my life and get a job and money and… live.

Back to things for a moment- I used to only really like fighting games. Then Japanese rpgs. Now, I’ve progressed to wanting Far Cry 3 and Assassins’ Creed 3 for Christmas. I also have been playing Dance Central 3 for a straight week-and-a-half. I was only meant for passing games. And drawing! I was meant for doodles, not buying artbooks! And reading! I was meant for manporn, not Bible-long epics! And movies! Action and comedy! Well… That’s still pretty much the same… Still, I love too many things… Anime and tv! Comedy! Now I’ll watch anything!

Anyway, TJ and Amal is fuckin’ magic. Magic, I tell you. All that real emotional shiznit I always want, hot  sex that I want sometimes, humor I want most times, and that realism that sometimes hits too close to home but I can totally handle it now. Tj and Amal has this guy- mysterious TJ who seems to be running away from something sketchy- and Amal who’s been disowned by his father after coming out- well these two guys take a road trip to somewhere more free, in different ways for them. Lovely.

Next, The Prince of Cats has this guy Lee, who’s gay and is in love with his best friend, and Frank, also gay. High School Drama stuff that’s really cute. Something to tone down from Tj and Amal or The Kingfisher or tone up from Ship Jumper. Thing is, Lee talks to cats and they talk back and I want to know what that’s all about.

Feral Gentry. Male fairy meets more of his kind. It looks cute, though not really gay. Oh, it is animated sometimes- that’s what’s got me hooked!

I also checked for the new pages of The Young Protectors, Teahouse, StarfighterPurpurea Noxa, Oglaf, The Spectre, Lackadaisy, and Cheap Thrills, though the last three haven’t updated this week.

Lastly (as if this is so very organized), Skyrim’s latest DLC, Dragonborn, is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Dawnguard. Like, seriously, this could be a whole new game. I’ve been in Solstheim for the last nine days whenever I play Skyrim. Very much worth the dollars I put into it.

 

Eva Angelina is hot.

*sigh* Are those boobs even real?

Eva Angelina is a porn star who has a kid. In most of her movies she wears a pair a glasses, and they are fake. She can take big dicks wherever and she has plenty of lesbian movies, my preference.

You see, I’m a girl who really only likes lesbian porn, animated gay porn, and straight men in real life. My weirdness knows no bounds.