Are you desperate for that fantasy? So am I!
I do a lot of writing. I write English and German essays until my fingers fall off, but sometimes I want to flex my creative juices and so I write fiction for somebody somewhere with not even a review as payment. Now, if you don’t like my other stories, you can ask me for Story(s), and you can then delightfully pay for it!
Now, there’s a ton of different fics you can commission from me!! (Fiction, original, other?) Some info:
1. YOU CAN COMMISSION FROM ANY FANDOM. OR YOUR ORIGINAL STUFF. EVEN MY ORIGINAL STUFF.
2. I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE though I don’t really see why I would. I’d write anything for money. Mpreg doesn’t even make me blink.
3. THIS IS MY PAYPAL: paypal.me/shinashiz YOU’LL SEE WHERE THE Z COMES FROM
4. I’ll write out a general plan of what I’m gonna write and give it to you for approval before beginning. If you approve, then pay me!! Or, if you want me to KEEP IT A SURPRISE or something, that’s fine too, BUT…refer to #5
5. Once I’m done, tell me how you want it sent over. I can send it over via email, AO3, carefully written via letter- haha, jk. I can type it up and send it to you though. However, when I’m done with the entire piece, I will ask for payment. So, if in #4 you decided to not preview, you will still have to pay me before I will hand over your request. Sorry, my time is valuable. BESIDES:
6. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH WHATEVER I WROTE FOR YOU. You can use it to advertise! You can use it to jack off! You can use it for– look, okay, you paid for it, you get to do anything with it. (The only thing you can’t do is take credit for it– say it’s from me or pay ten dollars into paypal for YOUR NAME on that ONE PIECE. And this may change >.>)
7. I WILL TELL YOU WHEN YOU’LL GET THE SHIT YOU PAID FOR. For short stuff (below 5k), about 3-10 days but for longer stuff, maybe two weeks. For the MUCH LONGER STUFF I’ll estimate when you ask.
OKAY, YOU GOT THAT??? GREAT. NOW LET’S MOVE ON TO THE TYPE OF FIC YOU CAN COMMISSION. A and B ARE 5 USD PER 1K WORDS, C IS 7 PER 1k, D IS FLEXIBLE
First! If you want an overview of any and all that I write gratis or without getting a grade, go here: ( WordPress Blog full of examples! )
A. GRATUITOUS PORN (PICK THIS ONE)
The words will only consist of the fucking. Any build-up or aftercare or whatever will have to be requested (or I’ll add it in if I’m nice I guess but probably not).
Example: ( One-shot Original A Maléan Submission )– actually, this one has a lot of backstory that is pretty unneeded, so don’t expect that! Expect the sex, and sex only! There’s a severe lack of het or f/f in my examples and I HOPE YOU’LL GIVE ME REASON TO CHANGE THAT
I’ll write out a general porn plan of action, INCLUDING how many words I think it’ll take before writing out the actual nsfw! (I will never write less than what you’ve paid for, and if I run over the word count, anything added is for free.)
B. ONE-SHOT FIC
Examples: When I say one-shot, I mean any fic with a general short streamlined story. Medium Background work and some TLC afterwards. Remember, 5 US bucks every thousand words!
Obviously, 1k words isn’t really enough to get any real development or rising action/falling action that would come from an actual good fic! If you’re not sure how many words it’ll take, just hit me up! If you’ve only got a general “I KINDA WANT THIS TO HAPPEN” then don’t worry I’ll just discuss it with you.
C. ABSTRACT/SYMBOLIC/”2DEEP4ME” WRITING STYLE FIC (FANFIC-CENTRIC)
Price: For this I’d say $7 SGD per 1k words.
Examples: I have a style I sometimes use for more abstract stuff that doesn’t necessarily have a streamlined plot. Most of these are character-focused. It’s generally what I use for my Maléan Oneshots, or, for example, how Stephen King wrote his Dark Tower short stories. Basically, give me the symbols to work with (or ideas where I can get symbols from) or I can offer them, etc.
(Apparently some people really like this style, but it’s a lot more abstract/confusing/harder to write than the one I use for shipping, so I decided to separate it. If you specifically want this style for shipping too, yeah sure, go ahead! You’ll just have to pay more (weeps). If you don’t want this style at all and will cry if I accidentally slip into it for your shipping or your porn, tell me too!)
Price: I would again say $7 per 1k buuut longfics are generally harder to plan and a lot more pesky than a one-shot, so hit me up and discuss with me!
Examples: Here are some Longfics (you can find these and more on my WordPress site!): ( Oldest Example- Gundam Wing Orbz ) or ( Latest group- Touken Ranbu Power Exchange )